“Does this make me look fat?” “No, the angle makes you look ‘Distorted’.” (I am now distorted from being hit with the selfie stick).
Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition
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70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
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The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.