“Players gonna play, play, play…” “And husbands gonna stay, stay, stay on the couch until the football game is over.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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The OOP Relationship
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
That still only counts as one laugh!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
... (Laughter in silence).
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
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