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2013 Vintage: The Lance Armstrong Confession

Why was Oprah Winfrey the most feared woman in cycling? Because Lance finally admitted to the doping on her couch, confirming what we all suspected: the yellow jerseys were built on more than just “hope.”

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja02/01/2001 11:03Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@Java_Script_Kid06/13/1996 05:56Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Gopher_Explorer11/30/2006 00:19Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Diva_Plavalaguna03/15/2010 07:22The highest note of humor!
@Bill_Ted_Excell12/17/1999 08:24Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@Salt_Bae_Original10/05/2014 11:02Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@Habbo_Hotel_Bob09/24/1999 03:54The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
@Club_Penguin_Kid03/25/2007 08:10Waddle on over and read this!

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