2011 Vintage: The Nurse

“Scale of 1 to 10?” “My pain is a ‘Siri, I’m dying’ and my patience is a ‘Low Signal’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »

"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

@Internet_Explorer_310/01/2010 00:11Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!

@The_Real_Morpheus03/08/2005 00:29What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@Myspace_Tom08/11/2008 16:27I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Palm_Pilot_User09/19/2011 10:40Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Snake_Game_Pro09/09/2001 20:22I crashed my snake because I was laughing.

@Flashdance_What11/13/2003 20:02What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Napoleon_Dyna06/25/2001 05:55Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Salad_Fingers_F04/30/1998 19:06I like it when the jokes are... rusty.