2017 Classic: The Justice League

A group of guys walk in. The bartender says, “You guys look expensive but somehow disappointing.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

"As sour as the Olympics breakdancing discourse."Part of the 58 ...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

@Pager_Guy09/18/1996 21:52Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@E_T_Phone_Home11/09/2005 14:16E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@Bad_Luck_Brian08/22/1996 04:12Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@Arthur_Fist_Fan04/18/2013 21:34My fist is clenched... with joy!

@Digg_Submitter_0504/18/2011 07:38Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!