2012 Classic: Woody Allen’s Absence
Why didn’t he show up to win for Midnight in Paris? Because Woody Allen believes that if you’re not in a jazz club in Manhattan,… Read More »2012 Classic: Woody Allen’s Absence
2011 Classic: The Net Neutrality Debates
Why were we fighting over “Fast Lanes”? Because the government wanted to make sure that the internet stayed fair, while the ISPs wanted to make… Read More »2011 Classic: The Net Neutrality Debates
2011 Vintage: The Nurse
“Scale of 1 to 10?” “My pain is a ‘Siri, I’m dying’ and my patience is a ‘Low Signal’.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Nurse
2011 Legacy: The Ear Exam 2
“I can’t hear anything.” “Try taking the earbuds out. They aren’t part of your anatomy yet.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Ear Exam 2
2011 Archive: The Ida
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend! Part of the 35 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2011 Archive: The Ida
2011 Vintage: The “New” Russian Uniforms
Why did they look like French fashion? Because in 2011, Putin hired a designer to make the army look modern, forgetting that “Looking Good” doesn’t… Read More »2011 Vintage: The “New” Russian Uniforms
2010 Archive: The Kinect Active Fitness
The gym teacher trying to look trendy by setting up an Xbox camera sensor in the dance room, only for the machine to crash because… Read More »2010 Archive: The Kinect Active Fitness
2010 Archive: The Generic 2
“Is this generic?” “It’s so generic it’s actually just a placeholder for a real pill.” Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch… Read More »2010 Archive: The Generic 2
2008 Archive: The Indiana Jones (Crystal Skull)
I found a crystal skull. It’s a “clear” sign I should have stayed in the 80s. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark… Read More »2008 Archive: The Indiana Jones (Crystal Skull)
2008 Archive: The Facebook Wall
A guy tries to “Post” a picture on the bar’s actual wood wall with glue. Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis… Read More »2008 Archive: The Facebook Wall