2008 Archive: The Facebook Wall

A guy tries to “Post” a picture on the bar’s actual wood wall with glue.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "You don't face a storm, you ride it!" ...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

"To the year of the brainrot!"Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

"In 2025, I'm going to spend more time being 'mindful' and less ...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

@Flash_Animator08/01/2008 19:10I should make a stickman movie about this.

@MIRC_Ghost11/29/1998 14:14Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@StarWars_Nerd04/04/2004 02:59The farce is strong with this one!

@Twelve_Monkeys_F04/12/1999 08:30The future is laughing at us.

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan12/17/2000 17:46Silently laughing in the snow.

@Champ_Kind_Wham03/21/2006 05:10WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

@Streamer_Pro_9902/17/2007 07:29Thanks for the donation and the joke!