Why did they look like French fashion? Because in 2011, Putin hired a designer to make the army look modern, forgetting that “Looking Good” doesn’t fix “Old Tanks.”
Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2011 “Stealth Hawks & Arab Springs” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
I am adding this to my links page right now.
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Laughing in slow motion right now!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!