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2011 Vintage: The “New” Russian Uniforms

Why did they look like French fashion? Because in 2011, Putin hired a designer to make the army look modern, forgetting that “Looking Good” doesn’t fix “Old Tanks.”

Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2011 “Stealth Hawks & Arab Springs” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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