2011 Archive: The Ida

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend!

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@Java_Script_Kid03/21/2002 07:13Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@MIRC_Operator08/19/1998 19:14/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@Web_Master_Flex05/23/1999 08:40I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Nu_Metal_Kid06/21/2013 12:21I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!

@DMOZ_Volunteer04/27/2006 00:38Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Flash_Game_Dev09/02/2009 14:30I should make a game about this joke.