2003 Vintage: The Monster Transformation
Why Charlize Theron? For a performance so unrecognizable it proved that “becoming ugly” is the fastest way for a beautiful actress to get an Oscar.… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Monster Transformation
2003 Classic: The Corporate Retreat
Why did they go “Paintballing”? To solve the conflict between “Sales” and “Accounting” with neon yellow dye. Part of the 66 Office Groaners: The 2003… Read More »2003 Classic: The Corporate Retreat
2003 Vintage: The Tiger Woods “Winless” Majors
Why was the media panicking? Because Tiger didn’t win a Major in 2003, and people started acting like he’d forgotten which end of the club… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Tiger Woods “Winless” Majors
2002 Classic: The NBA Referee Scandal
Why were people looking at the Kings vs. Lakers Game 6? Because the whistles were blowing so much for LA that people started thinking the… Read More »2002 Classic: The NBA Referee Scandal
2002 Legacy: The Heart 2
“Your heart rate is 120.” “I’m just excited for the new Spider-Man movie!” “Me too, but sit still.” Part of the 56 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Heart 2
1999 Vintage: Best Traditional Folk Album
Why The Long Journey Home? Because the Chieftains have a permanent GPS set to the Grammy stage. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 1999… Read More »1999 Vintage: Best Traditional Folk Album
1999 Vintage: The Euro’s Launch
Why did European militaries care? Because it was the first time they could calculate exactly how much money they didn’t have for new tanks in… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Euro’s Launch
1999 Legacy: The “Shakespeare” Sweep
Why did it win 7 Oscars? Because Harvey Weinstein convinced the Academy that the 1590s were actually the 1990s with better hats. Part of the… Read More »1999 Legacy: The “Shakespeare” Sweep
1999 Classic: The Glass
I’m a window. I’m just transparent. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Vintage: Air Force One (Movie)
Why did Grandpa guard the kitchen? Because he saw Harrison Ford and declared: “Get off my stove!” to anyone trying to sneak a roll. Part… Read More »1997 Vintage: Air Force One (Movie)