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2003 Classic: The Corporate Retreat

 Why did they go “Paintballing”? To solve the conflict between “Sales” and “Accounting” with neon yellow dye.

Part of the 66 Office Groaners: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & MySpace” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@AOL_Instant_Msg08/24/2004 22:55I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@Bam_Margera_Fan06/18/2008 00:14Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@MTV_Unplugged05/26/2003 18:32Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
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