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The Corporate Slang

Let’s circle back and touch base on this low-hanging fruit.

If I hear the phrase “synergy” one more time, I’m going to “leverage” my stapler into the nearest whiteboard.

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

2025 Vintage: The "You're on Mute" (Year 6)
 Why did the employee get a trophy? For the most hours spent talk...read more »
The Infinite Meeting
Some meetings don’t just end; they just fade into existential dre...read more »
2025 Classic: The Adobe "Sora" Plugin
 Why was the designer happy? He typed "Make it pop" and the AI ge...read more »
The Performance Review
The annual tradition of pretending we both know what my job title...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Brain-Computer Interface (BCI)
 Why was the accountant staring at a wall? He got the "Neural-Lin...read more »
Boss: Do you believe in life...
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because t...read more »
74 Office Groaners: The 2020 "Social Distancing" Edition
Welcome to 2020 – the year the office moved to the kitchen table ...read more »
68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the PalmPilot, the launch of&n...read more »
64 Office Groaners: The 1997 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1997 – the year when Clippy first asked if y...read more »
67 Office Groaners: The 2008 "Great Recession & App Store" Edition
Welcome to 2008 – the year the economy went "CRASH," the App...read more »

😜 More from category: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

69 Office Groaners: The 2016 "Pokémon GO & No Headphone Jack" Edition
Welcome to 2016 – the year the office became a PokéStop&nbsp...read more »
The Email Signature
The ultimate way to show your status without saying a word.I chan...read more »
The Promotion Logic
Climbing the corporate ladder often involves a lot of weird steps...read more »
74 Office Groaners: The 2013 "Vine & Let It Go" Edition
Welcome to 2013 – the year Microsoft admitted its mistake and rel...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gopher_Explorer12/26/1999 19:15Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Sixth_Sense_Cole04/02/2000 23:19I see funny people... everywhere!
@Steve-O_Wild09/15/2001 16:51Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Dexter_Lab_Fan02/26/2007 12:45Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Tina_Eat_Food09/24/2013 23:00Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Map_Maker_X02/11/2010 05:55The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
@Charlie_Unicorn06/02/2013 08:36We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

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