2025 Vintage: The “You’re on Mute” (Year 6)

Why did the employee get a trophy? For the most hours spent talking to an AI agent that wasn’t even listening.

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Gopher_Explorer04/30/1996 10:08Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Toy_Story_Woody12/18/1995 09:06There is a joke in my boot!

@Scream_Ghostface12/05/2008 09:02Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Linux_Distro_User03/28/2014 09:55Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@USB_Pioneer06/11/2013 05:26Plug and Play laughter!

@Rugrats_Tommy01/31/2002 18:56A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!