1997 Vintage: Air Force One (Movie)

Why did Grandpa guard the kitchen? Because he saw Harrison Ford and declared: “Get off my stove!” to anyone trying to sneak a roll.

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Why was a metal arm serving the gravy? Because Dad bought a "Home...read more »

In 2003, Thanksgiving was about big fish, social networks, and le...read more »

Why don’t turkeys ever get invited to Thanksgiving parties? Becau...read more »

Why was the tech-uncle so quiet? Because he spent $700 on a "smar...read more »

Why did Dad suddenly start caring about the Kansas City Chiefs? B...read more »

Why were the rolls green? Because everyone was "Defying Gravity" ...read more »

Why was everything "Girl-themed"? We had "Girl Dinner" (cheese an...read more »

In 2001, Thanksgiving was a portal to other worlds. We were obses...read more »

@AOL_Surfer08/15/2006 13:48You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@Harry_Potter_0105/19/2005 19:08Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Hotmail_Checker05/01/2005 19:53Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Clueless_Dionne12/31/2014 12:01Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Voodoo_3dfx02/27/2012 22:06The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@Cipher_Steak02/05/1997 17:22Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@Bill_Nye_Fan07/18/2005 07:27Science rules! But jokes are a close second.