Why did the niece think she was going to win the lottery on Black Friday? Because being delusional is the only “solulu” (solution) for living in 2023.
Part of the 37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Roman Empire” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
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Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.