Why was the cousin judging her boyfriend at the table? Because in 2023, we weren’t looking for flaws, just “Beige Flags”—like the fact that he eats cranberry sauce straight from the can with a spoon. It’s not a dealbreaker, but it is weird.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
There is a joke in my boot!
That still only counts as one laugh!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.