Why did nobody want to give up the remote? Because after the finale, everyone felt like Kendall Roy—sad, full of calories, and without a chance of inheriting Grandma’s “empire.”
Part of the 37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Roman Empire” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Laughing in slow motion right now!
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!