2024 Legacy: Wicked (The Movie Hype)

Why were the rolls green? Because everyone was “Defying Gravity” (and common sense) by getting ready for the Elphaba vs. Glinda showdown.

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the uncle talking about "Lunar Real Estate"? Because a co...read more »

Why did "Aunt Susan" look 20 years younger on the Zoom call? Beca...read more »

Why did the ham taste like... mammoth? Because a biotech company ...read more »

Why was the table so symmetrical? Because after the Wes Anderson ...read more »

Why did the 2025 dinner have 40 guests but only 10 chairs? Becaus...read more »

Why was a metal arm serving the gravy? Because Dad bought a "Home...read more »

In 1997, Thanksgiving was a high-stakes drama. It was the year of...read more »

Why did Dad "print" the bird instead of roasting it? Because 2025...read more »

Why did nobody want to give up the remote? Because after the fina...read more »

In 2022, Thanksgiving was about being thankful for "It’s Corn!", ...read more »

Why did the turkey join a band on Thanksgiving? Because he had th...read more »

Why was nobody talking? They were—just not out loud. The whole fa...read more »

Why was there no arguing about facts? Because everyone has a "Con...read more »

In 2013, Thanksgiving was about trying to hit the high notes from...read more »

@PalmPilot_Pro08/18/2003 16:35Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@Floppy_Fanatic08/05/2011 17:58Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Wrestling_Nut11/11/2010 09:14Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Scumbag_Steve_X11/04/1995 19:52Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@WordPress_Fan_0303/19/2015 18:49The best thing since version 1.0!

@Protoss_Pylon08/29/2013 02:49You must construct additional laughs!