2023 Archive: Asteroid City

Why was the table so symmetrical? Because after the Wes Anderson movie, Mom insisted that every pea be placed at a 90-degree angle to the carrots.

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the ham taste like... mammoth? Because a biotech company ...read more »

Why was the niece wearing black glitter and acting "dark"? Becaus...read more »

In 1996, Thanksgiving was caught between the screech of a 28.8k m...read more »

Why was everyone staring at thin air during grace? They weren't p...read more »

In 2003, Thanksgiving was about big fish, social networks, and le...read more »

Why did the 2025 dinner have 40 guests but only 10 chairs? Becaus...read more »

Why did the chair move itself? Because it detected that Aunt Susa...read more »

Why was the 2024 turkey served on a neon green platter? Because e...read more »

A family was sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner when the father...read more »

Why was everyone so calm after the drive? Because the "Auto-Pod" ...read more »

Why was Mom serving the rolls so gracefully? Because she wasn't j...read more »

In 2002, Thanksgiving was all about high-flying heroes, Kelly Cla...read more »

Why was a metal arm serving the gravy? Because Dad bought a "Home...read more »

Why don’t turkeys ever get invited to Thanksgiving parties? Becau...read more »

@Napster_King01/10/1998 10:27I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@StarWars_Nerd10/28/2003 04:50The farce is strong with this one!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli09/16/1995 09:11That still only counts as one laugh!

@Linkin_Park_Fan09/16/2009 22:46In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!

@Badger_Badger_M09/05/2005 18:59Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Hide_The_Pain_H12/18/1999 17:30I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Trogdor_Burn08/15/2010 02:47Burninating the countryside with laughter!