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1999 Classic: The Glass

 I’m a window. I’m just transparent.

Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Blue_Screen_Survivor09/30/2005 17:30At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Spice_Girl_Posh11/14/1996 17:06Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli03/17/2009 17:10That still only counts as one laugh!
@Pizza_Pizza_9909/30/1996 00:41Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@CSS_Master_9910/10/1995 09:39Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@Marquee_Text_Fan08/28/2011 22:23<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@Web_Crawler_9607/20/1995 16:17Crawled my way to this hilarious page.

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