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1999 Vintage: The Euro’s Launch

Why did European militaries care? Because it was the first time they could calculate exactly how much money they didn’t have for new tanks in a single, unified currency.

Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 1999 “Targeting & Timeline” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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