2008 Archive: The Indiana Jones (Crystal Skull)

I found a crystal skull. It’s a “clear” sign I should have stayed in the 80s.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "hooked" on the new reality.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

I’m "positive" my neural link needs an update.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

I’m "drawn" to the high-bandwidth lifestyle.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’m "folding" my holographic screen.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "hogging" the processing power.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "phasing."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "changing" my mental frequency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

I’m "shining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "vanishing.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

2016 was a wild ride of augmented reality and viral sensations. W...read more »

I’m "twinkling."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fu...read more »

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

@Sidekick_User04/17/2003 04:05Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Harry_Potter_Ron11/16/1999 06:25Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Hattori_Hanzo_S01/25/2002 11:40I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Goosebumps_Kid04/13/2002 01:13Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Dodgeball_Pat12/03/2005 01:58If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@Baxter_The_Dog12/06/2012 07:37Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Rick_Roller_0708/16/2003 11:01Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@Digg_Submitter_0504/26/2005 12:55Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!