I’m “phasing.”
Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
As if! This is too funny.
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!