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2025 Classic: The Magnet

 I’m “drawn” to the high-bandwidth lifestyle.

Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified

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@Browser_War_V01/10/2010 00:24Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.
@Podcast_Listener06/18/2010 22:07I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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