Why were we fighting over “Fast Lanes”? Because the government wanted to make sure that the internet stayed fair, while the ISPs wanted to make sure they got paid every time you clicked on a cat video.
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2023 Classic: The COP-28 Paradox
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2025 Classic: The Resignation of the Last Human Journalist
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2023 Archive: The Speaker's Gavel
Why did Kevin McCarthy lose his job in October? Because he proved...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Water Wars of 2025
Why were neighboring countries fighting over rain? Because "cloud...read more »
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2025 Archive: The Lunar Gateway Launch
Why did the station orbiting the Moon become the new UN? Because ...read more »
39 Politicians Jokes: The 2011 “Springs, Stings & Royal Rings” Edition
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2024 Archive: The Super Bowl "Taylor Swift" Theory
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2025 Vintage: The Moon Mining Act
Why were they fighting over Helium-3? Because in 2025, it was the...read more »
2024 Archive: The 4-Day Work Week Trials
Why are they working? Because people realized that doing the same...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
One joke to rule them all!
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!