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2012 Classic: Woody Allen’s Absence

Why didn’t he show up to win for Midnight in Paris? Because Woody Allen believes that if you’re not in a jazz club in Manhattan, you’re technically in a foreign country.

Part of the 38 Oscars Jokes: The 2012 “The Artist, Meryl’s Gold & Angelina’s Leg” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor04/16/2013 20:24You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@Pager_Guy07/30/2011 02:50Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Beverly_Hills_9021001/06/2003 15:02The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Eminem_Fan_0001/31/2010 18:31Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@Pirates_Jack_S06/05/2001 18:37But you have heard of this joke!
@Hansel_So_Hot04/17/2001 00:49That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@Baxter_The_Dog01/26/2011 18:27Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Doge_Much_Funny09/08/2005 10:57Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@Search_Scout_9910/21/1995 12:06Scouting the web for gems like this.
@Retro_End_User02/10/2006 22:06The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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