I told her we’re out of wine. She looked at me with the intensity of a thousand suns and said, “Fix it. Now.”
Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The AI Podcast
He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Fridge 3.0
Our fridge locked itself and won't let me have a beer until I "p...read more »
The Morning Person
Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Choice
"Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »
The Snoring Symphony
Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »
2024 Joke: Marriage Is When A
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »
The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
2006 Joke: Marriage Is Like A
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii & Twitter” Edition
In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »
2025 Classic: The Holo-Chef
I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition
In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »
69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition
In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »
The First Date Memory
Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
Deal with it. This is gold.