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The Morning Person

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.

My wife is a morning person. I am a “don’t talk to me until the second pot of coffee” person. It’s a match made in a very quiet heaven.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

“Some people ask the secret of...
“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »
The Snoring Symphony
Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »
1997 Joke: Before Marriage A Man
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Home Uprising
 The house refused to let us in until we apologized to the vacuum...read more »
The Cleaning Strategy
Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »
2017 Joke: My Wife And I
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »
The Marriage Counselor
Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hologram Mother-in-Law
 My wife installed a 3D hologram of her mother in the guest room....read more »
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »
69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition
In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

The Thermostat Battle
The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »
The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition
In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Home_Alone_Kevin12/28/2000 18:51Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Twister_Chaser07/04/2015 20:42A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@Pizza_Pizza_9901/03/2015 19:34Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@BitTorrent_0110/15/2002 03:24Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Goldmember_I_L01/10/2012 14:02I love gold! And I love this joke!
@Zoolander_Mug02/23/1999 20:26I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Blue_Your_My_Boy09/21/2009 01:08You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@IMVU_Chatter03/26/2005 09:493D laughs are the best!
@Keep_Calm_Fan11/08/2009 10:23Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

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