2025 Legacy: The Choice

“Should we get the iBrain upgrade?” “Will it make you remember the grocery list?” “Probably not.” “Then don’t bother.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I told my wife I’m signing us up for the Mars mission. She said,...read more »

I told her the steak tastes like plastic. She said, "That’s beca...read more »

In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »

The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

I told her I’m leaving her in the Metaverse. She said, "Great, t...read more »

Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »

My wife installed a 3D hologram of her mother in the guest room....read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

@Lord_Of_The_Rings01/17/1996 02:05One joke to rule them all!

@Cheers_Norm02/03/2000 07:22Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Fargo_Marge11/21/1998 12:09Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Rugrats_Tommy01/19/2014 05:08A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@Filter_Fanatic12/13/2008 09:20This joke looks better with a sepia filter.