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2025 Classic: The 3D Printed Dinner

 I told her the steak tastes like plastic. She said, “That’s because it is plastic, I forgot to change the filament.”

Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

The Life Insurance
Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Avatar Date
 I sent my avatar to her sister’s wedding. She sent her avatar to...read more »
The Remote Control
The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Scales
 It told me "One at a time, please." I was standing there alone. ...read more »
“Some people ask the secret of...
“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition
In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »
56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

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69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Commander08/05/2001 07:26C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli08/16/2005 08:09That still only counts as one laugh!
@Friday_Rebecca03/07/2002 21:35Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@Marquee_Text_Fan09/24/2011 18:40<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@iPhone_User_0707/15/2000 01:25There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

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