Why did we start cleaning the ocean? Because we realized that by 2050, there will be more plastic in the sea than fish—and plastic doesn’t taste good with lemon and capers.
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I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Plug and Play laughter!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
Saving the best laugh for last!