Why were we all toasted to “Justice”? Because the #FreeBritney movement won, and we could finally listen to “Toxic” without feeling a deep sense of legal dread.
Part of the 35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2021 “Bernie’s Mittens & Squid Game” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Robot Waiter (Cyber-Butler)
Why was a metal arm serving the gravy? Because Dad bought a "Home...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Everything is Subscription" Era
Why was the oven locked mid-cook? Because Dad forgot to renew the...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & Hello from Adele” Edition
In 2015, Thanksgiving was about debating the color of outfits, tr...read more »
2024 Archive: The Rabbit R1 & Humane Pin Fail
Why was the tech-uncle so quiet? Because he spent $700 on a "smar...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Delulu is the Solulu" Trend
Why did the niece think she was going to win the lottery on Black...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Flavor-Sync" App
Why was everyone eating different things but tasting the same tur...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Glasses Glow
Why was everyone staring at thin air during grace? They weren't p...read more »
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & MySpace” Edition
In 2003, Thanksgiving was about big fish, social networks, and le...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Stanley Cup (Still)
Why was the table 80% metal cylinders? Because the obsession with...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Rickroll” Edition
In 2008, Thanksgiving was a mix of superhero origins, vampire fev...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Subscription" Gravy
Why was the sauce "locked" in the boat? Because the "Gravy-as-a-S...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2001 “Wizarding World & iPod” Edition
In 2001, Thanksgiving was a portal to other worlds. We were obses...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & What Does the Fox Say?” Edition
In 2013, Thanksgiving was about trying to hit the high notes from...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Attenzione Pickpocket!" Lady
Why was Grandma shouting in the kitchen? "Attenzione, borseggiato...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Rare humor found in the deep web.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
Found this on the deep end of the net.