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1996 Classic: The Pencil Sharpener Grind

The distinct, loud grinding noise that filled the quiet room when someone tried to sharpen a colored pencil until it completely disappeared.

Part of the 38 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1996 “Starter Jackets, Netscape Navigator & POG Tournaments” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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