A blonde was watching a horror movie and kept covering her eyes. Her friend asked “Why are you watching if you’re scared?” She said “Because I paid for the ticket.”
🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2023 AI Revolution
The digital world shifted forever in 2023 – the year ChatGPT beca...read more »
A blonde decided to go ice...
A blonde decided to go ice fishing. She cut a big hole in the ice...read more »
Why do blondes...
Why do blondes always wear headphones? So they can listen to thei...read more »
A blonde went to a restaurant...
A blonde went to a restaurant and ordered a pizza. When the waite...read more »
A blonde went to the hair...
A blonde went to the hair salon and asked for a perm. The stylist...read more »
A blonde took her piano to...
A blonde took her piano to the vet because it was a little flat.read more »
67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012 Archive
Welcome to 2012 – the year we survived the Mayan apocalypse and w...read more »
63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2002 Web Edition
Welcome to 2002 – the year of Spider-Man, Kelly Clarkson, and the...read more »
41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2019 Archive
Travel back to 2019 – the year of the "Old Town Road" remix, the ...read more »
A blonde was playing golf for...
A blonde was playing golf for the first time. She came back after...read more »
😜 More from category: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
What do blondes...
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They're both emp...read more »
49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2007 Archive
Welcome to 2007 – the year of the first iPhone. The way we shared...read more »
A blonde bought a new computer...
A blonde bought a new computer. The salesman told her it came wit...read more »
A blonde was watching the news...
A blonde was watching the news and saw a report about a man who j...read more »
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My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Silently laughing in the snow.
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!