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2002 Classic: The “Low-Rise” Jeans Trend

 Why was everyone so cold? Because fashion dictated that pants should sit three inches below the hip, which is not ideal for a blizzard.

Part of the 38 Christmas Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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