Why was everyone so cold? Because fashion dictated that pants should sit three inches below the hip, which is not ideal for a blizzard.
Part of the 38 Christmas Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
Tapping my way to a good mood.
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.