Why was the cousin humming a soul track? Because the internet turned a diss track into a dance challenge, and now the holiday “groove” is a bit too specific.
Part of the 37 Christmas Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Breakdance & Sandworms” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Classic: The "Girl Dinner" Trend
Why was there just a pile of cheese, three olives, and a single ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Nintendo Switch 2
Why was there a riot at the stocking station? Because the "Switc...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Four Seasons Orlando" Baby
Why was the toddler so sophisticated? Because the internet found...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Shogun Premiere
Why did the house feel so "feudal"? Because the show made us all...read more »
2024 Vintage: Challengers
Why was everyone playing tennis in the snow? Because Zendaya mad...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Silent" Firework Trend
Why was the New Year’s preview so quiet? Because 2025 declared t...read more »
2023 Archive: Orange Peel Theory
Why was everyone watching to see if Dad peeled Mom’s orange? Bec...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Pesto the Penguin" Fever
Why were the kids obsessed with a giant brown fluffball? Because...read more »
2024 Classic: Sora (AI Video)
Why were the home movies so weird? Because someone used AI to ge...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, Christmas was "inevitable." We were all saying "I love y...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The "I’m Working Late 'Cause I’m a Singer" Song
Why was the niece so late to dinner? Because Sabrina Carpenter g...read more »
2003 Joke: My Family Is So
My family is so excited for Christmas this year.
We finally go...read more »
1999 Joke: What Do You Call
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowm...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Bluey" Special (The Sign)
Why were the adults crying over a moving van? Because the 28-min...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!