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🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2016, the world was a strange mix of augmented reality and ret...read more »

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two....read more »

How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb? What ...read more »

How many schizophrenics does it take to change a light bulb? Well...read more »

How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

In 2011, the world was building its own reality. We were obsessiv...read more »

How many Brits does it take to change a light bulb? None. They ju...read more »

We've entered the new millennium. The Y2K scare was a huge disapp...read more »

How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

In 2023, the world was lived in pink and shadows. We witnessed th...read more »

How many keyboardists does it take to change a light bulb? One to...read more »

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? O...read more »

@Scream_Fan_9605/31/2012 10:05What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!

@Burning_CDs06/26/2004 14:15I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Donnie_Darko_8811/29/2015 17:59Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@Zoolander_Mug04/08/2010 00:11I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Chain_Mail_Hater11/19/2004 13:43I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!