2000 Legacy: The Deus Ex Game
Why was the teen paranoid? He played the game on his laptop and was now convinced the airport security guard was a nanotech-enhanced cyborg. Part… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Deus Ex Game
2000 Archive: The Internet Search Formalities
Typing a full paragraph into a search engine that begins with “Dear Google, could you please tell me the phone number for the local pharmacy,… Read More »2000 Archive: The Internet Search Formalities
2000 Archive: The Surgeon 2
“I’m going to perform a ‘virtual surgery’.” “Does that mean I get a ‘virtual bill’?” “Don’t be ridiculous.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Archive: The Surgeon 2
2000 Legacy: The Hybrid Theory Uniform
Why did the hallway look so dark? Because Linkin Park dropped their debut album, and suddenly every teenage boy was wearing an oversized black hoodie… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Hybrid Theory Uniform
1999 Archive: The Lennox Lewis vs. Holyfield Draw
Why was the judge wearing sunglasses? Because they called the first fight a draw, proving that in 1999, you could win a fight and still… Read More »1999 Archive: The Lennox Lewis vs. Holyfield Draw
1999 Legacy: The Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?” Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive.… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Termite
1998 Archive: The $20 Bill Redesign
Why did Andrew Jackson get a new look? To make it harder for people to print their own money—a privilege the government likes to keep… Read More »1998 Archive: The $20 Bill Redesign
1998 Vintage: The Final Joke
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 “Pre-Millennium” Archive… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Final Joke
1997 Legacy: The Physical
He told me I have the body of a god. Specifically, Buddha. Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry”… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Physical
1997 Archive: The Deep Blue Victory
What was the first thing a lawyer did after Deep Blue beat Garry Kasparov? He served the computer with a subpoena for “unfair mental competition.”… Read More »1997 Archive: The Deep Blue Victory