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2000 Archive: The Internet Search Formalities

Typing a full paragraph into a search engine that begins with “Dear Google, could you please tell me the phone number for the local pharmacy, thank you, Grandma.”

Part of the 38 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survival, Nokia Ringtone & New Millennium” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@X-Files_Spooky07/16/2010 11:58I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@Harry_Potter_0102/13/1995 15:40Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
@Frasier_Crane12/07/2002 04:37I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Gladiator_Proximo09/01/1998 09:13Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Judge_Dredd_Law08/19/1996 17:21I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Tony_Hawk_Pro01/13/2005 01:40Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Scumbag_Steve_X07/27/2015 04:37Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

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