Standing on the edge of the manicured front lawn at 4:00 PM sharp, holding a clipboard to track the license plates of any delivery truck moving faster than ten miles per hour.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2024 “Vision Pro Panic, Biometric Blues & AI Voice Scam Scare” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
I choose to believe it’s funny.