Standing exactly half an inch away from the automated checkout screen to ensure the computer program properly applied a ten-cent coupon for fiber bran flakes.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Found a real treasure with this one.
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
I knew you’d laugh at this.
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.