2000 Archive: The Surgeon 2

“I’m going to perform a ‘virtual surgery’.” “Does that mean I get a ‘virtual bill’?” “Don’t be ridiculous.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

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@Seinfeld_George09/06/2006 06:23What is the deal with these funny jokes?

@Neo_The_One04/30/2003 18:56I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@Better_Off_Dead03/17/2010 11:52I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Goldmember_I_L02/01/2005 19:42I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Face_Palm_0111/26/2000 21:33Classic. Simply classic.

@Retweet_King01/07/2005 23:31RT if you think this is funny!