The beautiful, ringing sound of pure freedom that meant three months of dial-up internet marathons, listening to pop cassette tapes, and completely forgetting how to… Read More »1997 Classic: The Final 1997 June Bell
Using the dozens of free internet floppy disks cluttering your house as coasters, target practice, or makeshift storage for your own text files. Part of… Read More »1997 Classic: The AOL Free Trial Disk Heap
I’m a decorator. I’m just glossing over it. Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why was Bill Paxton the bravest man in Hollywood? Because he spent two hours chasing a CGI tornado that looked like a very angry vacuum… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Twister Physics
“I like my women like I like my 1996 coffee: Hot, strong, and not available at Starbucks yet.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Coffee
Spending three hours flipping through a printed mail-order book to find a highly specific cordless tool or a pair of slippers, then calling an operator… Read More »1995 Classic: The Catalog Shopping Habit
I’m a teacher. I’m just class-y. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to know! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »1995 Classic: The Wooden
Why Renny Harlin for Cutthroat Island? For sinking a major studio (Carolco) faster than any actual pirate could. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »1995 Classic: Worst Director Runner-up
Joe Pesci is terrifying, and my parents would definitely forget me if a trip to Paris was on the line. My computer has 640KB of… Read More »1990 Classic: “Home Alone” taught me two things
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