1997 Legacy: The Paint

I’m a decorator. I’m just glossing over it.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "hardened."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

2004 wasn't just a year; it was a cultural pivot point. While we ...read more »

I’m "pointing" at the exit of the simulation.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

I’m "berry" much ready for the next phase.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I "need" more space in my neural cloud.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "spilling" the secrets of the reload.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

I’m "pressing" the button to return to Earth.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

I’m "buffering" my social evolution.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »

I’m "rocking" it.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

@Seinfeld_George07/26/2009 06:22What is the deal with these funny jokes?

@Pizza_Pizza_9908/28/2004 10:50Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Brick_Tamland_L09/08/2000 01:56I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Metacrawler_X10/12/2005 03:33Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

@Challenge_Acc11/08/2003 06:24Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

@Filter_Fanatic05/06/1999 23:03This joke looks better with a sepia filter.