2025 Classic: The Stone

I’m “rocking” it.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "hiss-terical" about the glitches.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "selecting" my favorite reality.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "blooming" in the spotlight.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

I’m the "top" of the evolution.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

I’m "broadcasting."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The...read more »

I’m "buzzing" with every vibration.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

I’m "beaming" with joy over the tech-boom.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

@Netscape_Ninja04/04/2006 12:25Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@Flash_Animator03/09/1995 17:27I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Dorm_Room_Hero02/09/1997 10:19My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Linux_Distro_User06/04/2003 22:38Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Napoleon_Dyna10/17/1995 13:16Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Get_Flash_Player12/26/2009 01:14Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@Gaia_Online_Gold09/06/2003 03:11Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.