Spending three hours flipping through a printed mail-order book to find a highly specific cordless tool or a pair of slippers, then calling an operator to read out a 16-digit credit card code.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1995 “Reading Glasses, VCR Clocks & Early Bird Specials” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
Heh heh heh. Good one.
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!