1995 Classic: The Wooden

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to know!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Espresso. / Espresso who? / Espre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

@Nokia_Snake_Champ01/03/2015 19:28Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@GameBoy_Color12/21/2009 22:45Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@Clueless_Cher05/04/2005 06:02As if! This is too funny.

@Korben_Dallas_Tax07/07/2014 20:28I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Heathers_Winona09/10/2006 22:22Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@AllYourBase_9908/04/1997 18:08All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Starcraft_Zerg10/10/2013 13:21Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!