I’m a finisher. I’m just “concluding.”
Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
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What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
I am adding this to my links page right now.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.