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2012 Archive: The “Don’t You Worry Child”

 Swedish House Mafia is saying goodbye with the biggest drop of the year.

Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

61 Observational One-Liners: The 2025 Reality Patch
Step into 2025 – the year of the GTA VI countdown, the rise of th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Wolf Man Remake
 More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »
67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition
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2025 Classic: The "Phantom" Spotify
 My "Discover Weekly" is now so accurate it’s starting to suggest...read more »
62 Observational One-Liners: The 2007 Tech & Tumble
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74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap & Soar
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes01/18/2006 11:42Standard classic. Never gets old.
@Nokia_Snake_Champ12/08/2009 16:46Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Alt_Vista_Searcher05/17/2002 20:36I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Duke_Nukem_Quotes05/16/2008 06:54Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Campus_King03/10/2001 06:44The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@USB_Pioneer03/18/2006 21:42Plug and Play laughter!
@Requiem_Dreamer10/04/2007 23:53That was intense... and funny!
@Speed_Racer_Go04/26/2014 16:47Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Philosoraptor_X08/24/2000 13:00If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@Delicious_Links04/21/1997 13:02Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!

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