Why were the athletes so scared? Because the Seine was supposed to be clean, but anyone who swallowed water immediately checked if they were glowing in the dark.
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What is the deal with these funny jokes?
Laughing is as laughing does.
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
Actually, it IS a cool story!
Shut up and take my laughter!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!